October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween!



October 19, 2009

Something stinks around here...

...and it's MySpace.

It pisses me off, but virtually everyone has "white-flight-ed" their asses to Facebook over this year, and even with over 700 friends, I barely see any activity on MySpace anymore. As a result, I'm officially abandoning it for blogging, since none of my friends even read my blogs there anymore. I'll keep the MySpace so people can find me on here, but for the most part, this is a graveyard.

I can't stand "Hatebook". I've made repeated references to the social class-ism of Facebook, only to have my lamentations fall on deaf ears. My wife, my friends, hell everyone, they're all on Facebook. I find the annoyance people have with "ugly profiles" extremely sanctimonious, when you consider the never-ending vomit of surveys and dumbass games that crowd updates about your friends.

Ugh...fuck it. See you on Hatebook.

NOTE: I'm also gonna bring all my MySpace blogs over here to Blogger. I decided I'd shift over to MySpace because I assumed it would be around a little longer, lol. Oh well.

October 7, 2009

Class went long tonight. ugh.

July 26, 2009

Who lets the girls out??

Proof the world is a better place than ever...check out all the totally cool chicks at Comic-Con this year!

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Hello!

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That takes guts.

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Rowr...get outta the way bats...

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Japan is okay in some ways...

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....drool...

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Okay, someone totally give that chick a high 5 for being so goddamn cool.

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Okay...Rainbow Brite....sure.

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"whish whish whish whish...."

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Where were these geek chicks when I was a kid?

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Girl was born to cosplay Cammy...

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Yes, that is a GIRL in there, and she's cooler than you'll ever be.

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Okay, a hot chick in a Link Costume is messing with my androgyny circuits...

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Sailor Moon...

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Spiderman was never the same after Firestar scorched his ass...

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Chicks with big guns make the comic-con boys drool.

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IS that.....umm......Hi Miss Hottie Deadpool.....[Okay, somebody call Eric Gordon! He's gotta see this!]

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Yeah, I know there's not a girl in this picture but c'mon. It's Patrick molesting some half-naked Rick James impersonator at Comic-Con. You had to see it.

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Wonder Woman needs a twinkie.

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Leia doesn't though. (schwing)

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If you don't know why this is awesome, then you're a tool.

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Elektra...

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Nice horns...

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Dude, she showed up as Cheetara!

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Dude, she showed up as Cheetara!

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Just wait till you see Scarlett Johannson play Black Widow in Iron Man 2...

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I have no idea what this is, but I love it.

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The fact that this guy is swallowing his own face doesn't detract from the beauty of the photo...

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Okay, those are probably dudes in those but C'mon!! HOW FREAKIN' COOL!?!

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Awesome factor of 11

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It's The Dude. Is he a chick? No. Could he bag any of these chicks if he wanted? You bet he could.

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Fantasy armor and tits, oh my!

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Okay, Batgirl looks like she could totally kick Batman's ass here. I'd pay to see that.

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..and the girl who stole my heart for Comic-Con 2009.


Wow.

July 23, 2009

the cashier at my store just announced over the speakerphone that our customer's Pontiac "Gran-Pricks" was ready.